What do a lady's underwear, a new G-spot & Fidel Castro have to do with sinking the Vandenberg!?

No Bull - I heard this in a Key West bar from a diving instructor and boat captain, so it must be (semi) true.

 It starts with a Florida shock jock interviewing a doctor on the radio who says that he had discovered a new G spot that is capable of greatly intensifying pleasure for women. The DJ, wanting to find out more, polls his listeners to see if a female listener would be willing to come by and have her alleged new G spot probed on the air. Soon enough, a female listener does indeed drop by, walks into the studio, pulls up her dress and the DJ discovers that she is wearing no underwear under her pantyhose.

Looking at her uniquely trimmed genitalia through the pantyhose, the DJ immediately comments "That thing looks like Fidel Castro robbing a convenience store."

Meanwhile on the deck of a boat somewhere between Havana and Key West, Captain Joseph Weatherby is listening to the radio and is rolling with laughter. Turns out the shock jock is an old acquaintance of Weatherby's and the broadcast leads him to reconnect with the DJ. Weatherby who was looking for a way to improve the dive business in Key West soon finds that the DJ possesses some media plans for the sinking of another artificial reef in a different part of Florida. This plan incubates the idea that thirteen years ago gave birth to the USS Vandenberg Artificial Reef Project.

So, now you know what a woman in pantyhose with no panties, a new G spot, and Fidel Castro all have to do with the sinking of the USS Vandenberg. All though we cannot vouch for the complete accuracy of this story, it was reported to me by some of the involved parties in a bar in Key West so it must be a semi true story.